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- It's a small Internet.
- Do you have a craving for cheese cake yet?
I saw it on Wikipedia®, it must be true.
- It's not exactly an emulator; it's a terminal.
MY EYES, THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
DAMN KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!
- ESP, the sense, not the protocol.
- Gwobu Wabu?
- I am dyslexic, of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
- how do we pay for this? -- tax cuts. duh.
- tractor repo. now that would be a job.
- I am Jorel, master of scheduling!
- So endeth the flowing of the rage.
FEAR MY PROGRESS!
- i think giving a kitten espresso is probably a bad idea