What would a Silly Zone File look like; let's see.
$ORIGIN . $TTL 2147483647 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz IN TXT "The English alphabet." mars.sol.mw IN TXT "The 4th planet from the sun." kollasch.ames.ia.us.earth.sol.mw IN A 0.0.0.0 soho.sol.mw IN TXT "Solar and Heliospheric Observatory" _owner.soho.sol.mw IN TXT "NASA" moon.earth.sol.mw IN TXT "Earth's moon" luna.earth.sol.mw IN CNAME moon.earth.sol.mw. cassini.sol.mw IN CNAME cassini.saturn.sol.mw. this.domain.name.is.so.long.i.could.just.puke.all.over.any.dot.com IN TXT "totally way to long hostname"